Peculiar Profiles
When Misery Is a Valid Option
Profile Sent in by Cora:
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God bless you. It is my goal to bless every woman in the worlds! I bless them with love with joy with happiness. First with love I greet them and bring them com passion. With joy is next and joy is wonderfull. I give you hiugs and we sit down next to each other.
With happiness I have saved for last. Happiness is the best part and with happiness I take you to the bedroom and bless yoou with my special staff of wiener. Don’t fill with worry! I will only do this if you say yes to happiness!
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